Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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