omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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