that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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