I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
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