It's Friday. Sex?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I think i got beer on your cat.
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