I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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