If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Couch. On fire.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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