I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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