he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
This is the high leading the old right now
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
