By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Randomize
