im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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