He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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