I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Just high enough for therapy.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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