found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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