All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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