I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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