normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
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You. Win. At. Life.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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