So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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