Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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