Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
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