My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
