You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
only you would photoshop your dick
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Dick very happy bro
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