I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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