That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Randomize
