I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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