Its about making memories worth repressing
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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