i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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