Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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