Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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