i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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