"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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