Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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