Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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