idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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