Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Randomize
