uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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