Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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