I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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