I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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