but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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