Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
So much rum. So many feels.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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