I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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