God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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