Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
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