I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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