I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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