none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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