yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Be still, my beating vagina.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
His nipple licking is glorious
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