We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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