the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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