i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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