Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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