he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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