who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I skipped work to stalk him.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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